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Instajournal: All I want for Christmas

Still have last-minute Christmas shopping to knock out? Buying for an impossible giftee? Your solution(s) lie in the French Quarter.

For the person who will be asking for a Weight Watchers membership next year:

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For the friend who had too much fun in the ’60s.


For the labeler.


In case you were wondering, the giant flask reads “Huge Ass Flask,” so your recipient won’t have to worry about confusing it for their huge ass coffee mug, huge ass baby bottle (that mix-up would be bad), huge ass carafe, etc.

For people you’re not so fond of, there’s this:


(I think there’s a reason I’ve never seen cork everything.)

And this:


(Apparently someone has read one of Tori Spelling’s books.)

If you know the people with this fence, which also functions as friendly reminder to “keep out” …

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This door sign might be a nice way to reiterate their ‘privacy please’ decor theme

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And naturally, art for any cats you know.

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Way to keep your wish list classy, guys.

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Chelsea Lee is associate editor at NolaVie. Email comments to her at


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