Today’s comic was based on a true story. Well, not really, since I don’t really know how this whole “go-cup ban” fiasco started. According to my research, it’s either an elaborate marketing scheme for the Daiquiri Festival or a sign of the government’s devious plan to slowly destroy everything fun about New Orleans. Or maybe it’s some middle ground, between extremes, blown out of proportion by people arguing on the internet (how crazy would THAT be). Anyway, I guess the moral of this story is: don’t be Lorraine, because Lorraine doesn’t get invited to barbecues anymore.